Monthly Archives: November 2005

Dunkin’ Donuts Coffee

coffeeI love coffee. Specifically, I love Dunkin’ Donuts coffee. As far as I’m concerned their coffee beats Starbucks or Caribou hands down. Every chance I get I’ll make use of the local Dunkin’ Donuts drive-thru and get myself a large coffee with cream and three sugars. That’s what I get every time. Not a hard order by any means. I never order donuts (which is ironic, since it IS Dunkin’ Donuts) or anything else, just coffee. Normally, at the Dunkin’ Donuts right by my house they’re really good about getting my order right. They’re usually very fast and friendly too. But lately I’ve been going to a new store that opened up by the church I serve at. Every single time I go through their drive-thru I have problems with the person hearing me correctly. Maybe I mumble, maybe it’s just their inexperience since it’s a new store, I don’t know. Regardless, a typical conversation usually sounds like this:

Them – “Hi, can I take your order?”

Me – “Yes, I’d like a large coffee with cream and three sugars.”

Them – “You want a coffee?”

Me – “Yeah, a large coffee with cream and three sugars.”

Them – “You want three sugars?”

Me – “Yes. And cream.”

Them – “So, you want a medium coffee with cream and sugar.”

Me – “No, a large coffee.”

Them – “You want a large coffee with sugar?”

This could go on for a few days, but eventually they get my order right and say those three magical and liberating words, “Pull forward please.” It’s amazing what I’ll put up with for a good cup of coffee, and I do put up with it. Day after day after day. I never complain to their faces. I just give them the benefit of the doubt and politely say, “Thanks” while handing them a $1.60.

Mandatory Holiday Movies

moviesIt’s that time of the year again. Is everyone ready for the shopping frenzy, cold weather and mandatory fruitcake? I know I am. But what are the holidays without holiday movies? I have a set of holiday movies that I absolutely must watch between November and January. Here they are in no particular order:

1. A Christmas Story. (Gosh, I hate this movie, it’s so tired. Problem is, it’s tradition and it doesn’t feel like Christmas unless I get to see a kid shoot his eye out.)

2. It’s a wonderful life. (Mandatory viewing, period. Is anyone besides me disturbed seeing Clarence in his undies?)

3. Miracle on 34th street. (Don’t care what year it was made. Beard-pulling fun for the whole family!)

4. The Muppet Christmas Carol. (I just like the scene where the rat gets hit in the head with something Scrooge throws at him.)

5. The Santa Clause. (Good ol’ Timmy may have been convicted for Cocaine possession back in the day, but he’s a funny funny man!)

So, that about does it for my mandatory holiday viewing. Are there any movies you think should be on my must-see list? What movies do you watch during the holidays?

Lovin’ The WP Goodness

One blog I make sure to check in on regularly is Powazek.com. He’s got great content that’s usually really entertaining and useful. A little while ago, back when I was using Movable Type, he wrote about how much he loved MT. At the time I had MT preinstalled on my server and thought it was the best thing ever. Keep in mind that the only thing I had to compare it to was Blogger; a great blogging tool in its own right, make no mistake. But then I installed WordPress and fell in love. WP, how do I love thee? Let me count the ways:

  1. Dozens upon dozens of easy to install plugins? Check.
  2. Built in blogroll that can order your links any way you can imagine? Check.
  3. Ability to change themes with one click? Check.
  4. Concise dashboard listing all current activity? Check.
  5. Tons of help articles all over the internet? Check.
  6. Excellent theme selection? Check.
  7. Great spam blocking? Check.
  8. Instant publishing with no rebuilding? Check.
  9. Free! Check.

The only thing about WordPress (or MT for that matter) is that you need to pay for your own server space. I highly recommend the provider I use, AQHost, which has a basic plan for $6.99/month. There are tons of other providers out there too. Some cheaper, some more expensive.

If you would like to use WordPress but don’t want to pay for the service you’re in luck. Just go to WordPress.com and get a blog that is hosted for free on their servers. It’s somewhat similar to Blogger but with a more powerful and in my opinion, easier to use, blogging program.

I’m lovin’ the WP goodness.

Miss Prissy

Madonna has a new song on the charts. To be honest, I like the tune, I just can’t stand the video. I don’t want to see a 50 year-old woman in spandex. I understand that she was trying to go for an 80’s look (which she achieved) but come on. No one wants to see that, Madonna. Put some clothes on…please.

MY EYES! THEY’RE SEARED!

No-Pants McGee

I got a call from my wife today while I was at the office. She and I were discussing this and that when all of a sudden she said fairly loudly, “NO, DON’T TAKE OFF YOUR PANTS!” She didn’t yell but instead used her stern motherly voice to which Thomas is getting accustomed. I burst out in laughter. I knew she was talking to Thomas but I didn’t know he had learned to disrobe himself. The mental image of my son pulling down his sweat pants in the middle of the living room struck me as especially funny at the moment. So now I live in a lovely world where my son knows how to take off his pants. I don’t really mind him going pant-less around the house though. I’m just mortified by the idea that one day we will be perusing the aisles of Wal Mart when I turn around to see my son straining for a can of baked beans wearing only his diaper as a crowd of strangers point and stare. Don’t forget the almost inaudible whispering of phrases like, “What kind of a dad is he?”

OK, maybe that’s a little embellished. But seriously, now that he can take off his pants there’s literally nothing stopping him from undoing his diaper too. I hope my son’s not one of those babies who likes to go au-naturale. Of course, on the flip-side, photos of those moments would make great blackmail material for when he’s a teenager. :twisted:

New Theme

A new theme has been implemented here at Open Switch. It’s called K2 and is available here. Much of it is extremely easy to modify as you can see by the header graphic and the sidebar contents. However, there’s a lot in the code I just don’t understand. :( Regardless, I love the way that AJAX makes the comments appear as soon as you press the “submit” button. For those of you reading this thank you for putting up with the many confusing changes around here.

Some changes to note are:

1. Archives can be accessed by the menu in the header up there instead of the sidebar.

2. The “about me” page can be accessed by the menu in the header too.

3. The number you see next to the title is how many comments have been left. Leaving a comment is pretty cool, it appears right before your eyes without the page having to reload like with conventional blogs.

All in all, switching to WordPress was a great move. Thanks again for sticking with me.

It Warms My Heart

Thomas has just learned how to say, “daddy!” Well, it’s more like, baaadaaa but hey, he’s only 18 months old. What’s important is that I am the only baaadaaa in the world. I am his baaadaaa. Here’s a video I just took of him saying it. You may have to turn up your sound a little ‘cause it was taken with my digital camera as opposed to a video camera. It just warms my heart that he’s able to say my name.

Pastor Punched During Alter Call

A pastor was attacked during an alter call at a service he was preaching at in Russia last week. Man, that’s just crazy. I can’t imagine that happening to me. Personally, if someone stepped up and took a cheap-shot at me I would have a hard time not slugging him back even if I was in church. I suppose that’s mostly because of my age though. Boy, talk about in-your-face persecution. This guy has issues.

[via theospeak]

Readership Plummeted

Wow, my readership has gone down the toilet lately. I think it’s perhaps due to the fact that I’ve been making so many changes on my blog lately. Hopefully the readership will pick back up but I think some of the readers may be gone for good. About 4 weeks ago I was getting at least 100 hits per day. Now I’m getting around 20-30. That’s a pretty big difference.

Oh well, there’s not too much I can do about it. Am I the only one who gets an ego boost when I see lots of comments or lots of hits?

What I’m Thankful For

It’s a day late, but here’s a short list of what I’m thankful for today:

  • A relationship with my Savior and the fact that He loves me no matter what stupid stuff I say or do.
  • Having the privelege of being married to my best friend who also happens to be the most beautiful woman in the world.
  • A loving son who makes me proud.
  • My family back in Chicago. I wouldn’t be where I am without them.
  • My inlaws. I never thought they would be such good friends of mine.
  • The fact that I was luckily born in such a great country.
  • Myself. I like who I am. I’m not perfect but I’m trying. ;)

Now that I think about it, how can it ever be too late to be thankful? What are you thankful for?

God Cannot Do Anything

Let me say it again, God cannot do anything. Many people think that God can do absolutely anything, anything at all, and will cite Matthew 19:26, “…with God all things are possible” as their proof-text. Well, aside from the fact that proof-texting is a horrible way to locate truth in Scripture, that verse is taken completely out of context when it’s used in that way. Contextually it’s referring to the salvation a person. Without God it would be impossible for anyone to be saved but with Him it is possible. But I’m not here to refute bad hermeneutics because regardless of the meaning of this verse many people will still erroneously believe that God can do anything. The fact is, He can’t.

No, God can’t do anything. He can only do that which logically has the capability of being done. For starters, God cannot sin. He can’t, it would be a contradiction to His core nature. Similarly, God can’t lead someone else to sin. We know this from Scripture (James 1:13.) So already we see that there are indeed some things that God cannot do. Now that we’ve admitted this fact, let’s go a little further.

God cannot do anything that would be logically contradictory. For instance, God cannot create a square circle. This would be a logical contradiction, it does not have the capability of being done. It’s at this point that people usually object to my stance by pointing out something like, “Well, it’s logically contradictory for someone who was dead to be raised from the dead.” The problem is that it’s not a logical contradiction. It goes against the natural order of things, but it is not illogical. An example of something that is illogical is for someone to be alive and dead at the same time. There’s a fine, but sharp, line that separates non-logic and going against the natural order of things. Do you see the difference?

So while we know that God is omniscient, omnipresent, omnipotent and all those other “omni’s” let us consider the reassuring fact that God will never change. He will never do anything that goes against His nature, or His Word. He is the same yesterday, today and tomorrow. Praise the Lord!

P.S.- As for the question, “Can God make a rock too heavy for Himself to lift?” The answer is no. Why? Consider this, if God were to make a rock as big as He could then it would by definition be taking up all available space. It would be the only thing around, there would be no room left for anything but the rock. So, the rock would be weightless because we all know that weight is only the result of one body pulling on another; there would be nothing pulling on the rock so it would be weightless. Therefore, God could easily lift it. You could too, if there was room for ya…and something to stand on…and air…and… ;)

Happy Thanksgiving!

It’s my second favorite day of the year! This is somewhat due to the fact that food is involved but mostly it’s because I get to spend the day with my family. Football has nothing to do with it ;). I was talking with my brother-in-law today and we got to discussing our relationship with God. We talked about how so many Christians today have a tendency to view their faith as a past experience with God and a future hope of spending eternity with Him. But we often forget that an essential part of being a Christian is having a vital, day to day relationship with Him. Christianity is not just about a past experience, nor is it only about a future hope. It is about worshipping God and relating to Him today, this minute, this second. In that respect it’s not too dissimilar from why we are celebrating Thanksgiving. Even though we are thankful for what God has brought us through and we are thankful for the assurance of Heaven when we die, we should most of all be thankful that we can walk and talk with Him today, right now. That He is providing for our needs this very minute. Today as we sit with our families around the table let’s be mindful of the past, conscious of the future but keep our focus on the present and be thankful for where God has us right now.

[cross posted at Swap Blog]

Plugin Meme

Thanks to the persuadings of Adam and Frank I’ve converted to WordPress. Beauty of a thing. I know that MT boasts lots of plugins but WP has more, lots more. And you know what? They’re 101% easier to install and use. So here’s a list, as per Adam’s post, that gives all the plugins I’m currently using.

Akismet: This blog hasn’t been up for long enough to attract any spam yet but I’m sure it will in no time. I hope this one plugin works as good as the three or four that MT uses to fight spam. If it does, then well, wow.

flickrRSS: I wanted to display my flickr photos and this is an awesome way to do it. MT has nothing like this.

TFS Acronymit: This is one of those necessary plugins. MT has a similar plugin.

TFS Pirate: I remember last September when Adam’s blog got pirate-ified and now I can’t wait ‘till next year when mine will be too. Sweet plugin.

That’s all for now, I love plugins as long as they do their job so I’m sure that in a few months this list will have doubled. As it is I’ve only been using WP for one day. I’m interested to see the plugins that SwapBlog is using. I’d REALLY like to see the ones that guys like Photo Matt and Scobelizer are using too.

Proud as a Peacock

I’m just so proud that I installed WordPress myself. For those of you debating between Movable Type and WordPress take it from a guy that’s tried them both, go for WordPress. It’s much more simple to use. I started out with a hosting plan that included MT 3.2 pre-installed because I thought for sure it would next to impossible to install a blogging program on my own. If I’d have known how easy it is to install WordPress I would have done it first. I’ll slowly be making changes around here. I’ve got a new banner coming soon (I hope) and that will add a bit of individuality to the blog. I may make a tweak here or there but nothing major.

So, Is WordPress Better Than Movable Type?

In a word, yes. But that’s extremely simplified. Both programs have strengths and weaknesses, I just tend to think that WordPress has more strengths than MovableType. Keep in mind too, that this is very subjective.

By the way, if you’re wondering what it’s like to have a WordPress blog, they’re giving ‘em away for free over here. I got one right before I switched my real blog over to WordPress just to get a better feel for the interface. So if you want to see what a wordpress.com blog looks like, click here. Also, it’s free. Give it a try, worst that can happen is you don’t like it.

Very Easy

I’m still finding a template I like, but until then, let me just say this was TONS easier than Movable Type.

Observations

1. Javascript is extremely hard to style because it has a nasty tendancy to display differently in IE and FireFox when you do try to tweak it.

2. Designing a blog is like trying to read the minds of those who will visit it.

3. Thanksgiving is the day after tomorrow.

4. Word Press themes are far superior and numerous than Movable Type themes.

5. Beards are itchy.

Don’t Tell Me How to Play

One of the most endearing things about being a dad is watching my son play. Seeing the smile on his cute little face as he accomplishes some new feat can’t be topped. But you know what quenches that feeling a little? Knowing that I’ve bought him hundreds of dollars worth of toys and he chooses to play with a dish and his high chair. I mean, I’ve bought all those “smart baby” toys, you know the ones. They’re supposed to make your kid smarter, smarter and well, smarter. Some good they do when kids don’t want to play with ‘em. I think for Christmas I’m going to get him a box and a bucket. In all seriousness though, I really don’t mind that he chooses to play with simple objects as opposed to complex gadgets. What that says to me is that he has a vivid imagination and prefers to not be told how to play.

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