I love spelling it “Idle” instead of “Idol;” for some reason it just makes me chuckle each time I do it. At any rate, tonight’s the last night of American Idol ’06 and it’s down to Katherine McPhee and Taylor Hicks. If Taylor wins I’m going to view it as a fulfillment of end-time prophecy. Specifically, the first part of Revelation 13:8:
All inhabitants of the earth will worship the beast…
OK, maybe it won’t be a sign of the end times but it sure will be a sign of something. Perhaps a sign that the American public has been duped. Dang, I must really jaded that Chris got voted off a few weeks ago. Oh well. He was clearly the best singer and performer of them all.
I just found out about this hilarious site called “Vote For The Worst.” I wonder how much of a real impact it has on the vote count of American Idol. It probably has little to no effect; but I like to attribute the fact that Taylor made it past round one to this site because it helps me sleep at night. Actually, if anything it’s all Paula’s fault with her mindless praise, “You’re a star baby!” and “You made it your own.” Blech.
I’m off to txt my vote in for Katherine ‘cause unlike Taylor she doesn’t look like she has to pee when she sings. She’s the lesser of two evils.
