#Wal Mart<Toddler Boy> walking down the aisle at Wal Mart whacking things with a bag of string cheese
<Me> Son, stop whacking stuff with your cheese.
<Toddler Boy> defiantly looks at me and whacks something else
<Me> If you can’t control your cheese I’m going to take it away!
<Me> looking at my wife Wow, that’s something I never thought I’d say to another human.
