Via Linux Screw’s list, here are my favorite Linus Torvalds facts. sidenote many of my readers may not know who Linus Torvalds is. He is the man responsible for the Linux kernel which, in a non-technical sense, is the core of any Linux distribution. OK, on with the list.
- Linus Torvalds can play 3D games in his head by interpreting the source code in real-time.
- Linus doesn’t push the flush toilet button. He simply says “make clean”.
- Linus can enrich himself simply by chowning your bank account. He does not do this because there is no challenge in it.
- Linus Torvalds doesn’t wear glasses anymore not because he had laser eye surgery, but because he finally got his xorg.conf properly configured in his head.
- Linus Torvalds can install Linux on a dead badger.
- Linus Torvalds is taking over the world. Microsoft is just a deversion so that no one would suspect a mild mannered Finnish programmer.
- Linus need not worry about Microsoft patent crap, he simply do `sudo mv /tmp/ms /dev/null`.
- Linus Torvalds is more powerful than root.
- If you could read Linus Torvald
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But can he install Linix on the Compubeaver?
Quite possibly
How could you not link to the dead badger? The n00bs\’ll never figure that one out!
Good call, John. I added it in to the post.