openswitch

I needed something to pick me up today. Kinda having ‘one of those days’ if you know what I mean. Anyway, here are some great oxymorons (thanks mom!)

1. Act naturally
2. Found missing
3. Resident alien
4. Advanced BASIC
5. Genuine imitation
6. Airline Cuisine
7. Good grief
8. Same difference
9. Almost exactly
10. Government organization
11. Sanitary landfill
12. Alone together
13. Legally drunk
14. Silent scream
15. British fashion
16. Living dead
17. Small crowd
18. Business ethics
19. Soft rock
20. Butt Head
21. Military Intelligence
22. Software documentation
23. New York hospitality
24. New classic
25. Sweet sorrow
26. Childproof
27. “Now, then …”
28. Synthetic natural gas
29. Christian Scientists
30. Passive aggression
31. Taped live
32. Clearly misunderstood
33. Peace force
34. Extinct Life
35. Temporary tax increase
36. Computer jock
37. Plastic glasses
38. Terribly pleased
39. Computer security
40. Political science
41. Tight slacks
42. Definite maybe
43. Pretty ugly
44. Twelve-ounce pound cake
45. Diet ice cream
46. Idiot-proof
47. Working vacation
48. Exact estimate
49. Religious tolerance
50. Microsoft Works