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Monthly Archives: July 2008
Leeroy Jenkins
Leeroy Jenkins: The video was released by the World of Warcraft Alliance player guild “Pals for Life” on the Laughing Skull PvP realm. It features a group of players discussing a detailed battle strategy for an area known as the Blackrock Spire while one of their number, Ben Schultz, is away from his computer. Their plan is ruined when Ben Schultz returns and, ignorant of the strategy, immediately charges headlong into battle shouting a prolonged cry of “Leeroy Jenkins”. His subsequent actions ruin the meticulous plan and the encounter ends in failure for the group.
I can’t believe I never saw this video. Absolutely hilarious.
The Guardian
By Joanadark
“Boy, do you see that man there? The warrior with the tabard of a white dawn upon black.”
“Yes Father, who is he?”
“There walks a good man.”
“He doesn’t have the shining magical armour of the knights from the city Father.”
“That he doesnt, but after all the wonders, evils, triumphs, and defeats I have seen in my time, one thing I have learned above all. I will tell you my lesson, and I want you to keep it your heart and remember it.”
The boy turned to his father and laid down the small wooden sword with which he had been joining the golden-armoured knights of the city in battle against goblins of his imagination.
“The bards do not record the songs of easy victories. The names of those who did what was easy do not ring through every hall and hovel. For all their magical clothing and strutting about, the shining knights you spoke of do not look so grand as the weary shield-bearer returning not from his conquests of worshiping admirers in the square before the bank, but from the desperate fight, hard won and costing dear, bowed by the humble grey steel which guards his life.
I tell you boy, and remember this well, when you face the darkness and return, your shield will be battered and rent, not gleaming and praised by fools.
Judge a man by the trials of his shield, not the empty reaping of his sword.
That man there is a man who upheld his truths against all odds. That man there was tested by standing his ground even against a swarm seeking to deny him. That man there deserves glory not for the strikes with which he slew or the deeds which he did, but for the shield with which he denied the working of ill.
We are not all strong, we men. We are not all skilled with blade or bow, not all brave or able to stand alone when all seems lost. Not all are true to friend and ally or can remain true when friends are few and assailed.
Yet, for all our weaknesses, each of us, mankind always has had one strength.
If a man can find it in himself to simply stand up and bid ‘HALT!’ to evil, others will be enboldened to stand beside him. Each time the laughing horde surges towards him and his conviction denies it, mankind is bought a chance.
When conflict rises, and all is chaos of surging voices and hateful blows and doubt and fear and lofted banners, if men can stand for what they believe in truth will always prevail. The battles that are worth fighting, and the ones on which everything depends, are those that are uncertain with all voices crying for you to flee.
Boy, when you sit and watch the people pass in the streets below, watch for men such as that one. Men who know that a shield held firm is not for the protection of himself, but for the protection of the man beside him. The glorious cannot turn the tide but for the rock of the true and steady which halts it’s advance.
Look to the shield Son, for no shield held in courage ever returned from battle undented. No man who stands for his truths will never find need to fight.
I know not where that warrior goes as he passes through our great gates, and even I could not always find the courage to stand at his side in times of darkness, but I know this; he is a good man. And a good man is more rare and more valuable than any golden hero with prancing steed and flawless shield.”
The boy looked out again across the crowd, as the warrior slowly made his way through the great oak portal of Stormwind. The light of the day was fading, and the twin gates began to serenely swing closed behind him.
The boy did not notice his father, his one remaining eye bright with memories, gazing at a torn and faded flap of cloth in a weary pile behind the door, slightly ajar, leading off the balcony back into their small home.
An old and wrinkled peice of cloth. Black, with white dawn rampant.
The Lebowski Theory Site
Lebowski Theory. Much respect for the people behind these ideas. It really made me think. The thought was, “WTF is this crap?!” Bowling is symbolic for a man controlling and using a woman to manipulate other men?! SRSLY? Hell. Maybe I’m misreading the essay. Maybe it’s just asserting that in the movie bowling was being used to symbolize this kind of male/female power play. In that case, sure, I can see how a movie might try to use bowling to make a point. But I don’t think that the game of bowling itself is in any way symbolic of anything.
Apple With Worms
Nik wrote a freakin’ sweet article on the absurdity that exists in how many Apple fans also claim to support open systems. I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, Apple is no different than Microsoft in philosophy. All the reasons that people point to Microsoft and say “They’re evil!” apply equally, if not moreso, to Apple. Interestingly, in the comments section on the article linked above, the best (and most common) reason to use Apple products is revealed in the very first comment when Chris W. said, “Ah, who cares. It’s an amazing product.” Me? I’m with Pink Floyd. I’d rather have a walk-on part in a war than a lead role in a cage.
Downtown Duck Hero
Downtown Duck Hero. I started tearing up when I read this. I’m such a sap when it comes to animals. Makes one wonder why I’m not a vegetarian.
Lifehacker Top 10: Top 10 Computer Annoyances and How to Fix Them
Top 10 Computer Annoyances and How to Fix Them. Good list. Mostly new ideas.
Where the Hell Is Ben?
That’s a question I’ve been asked, and have asked myself, a lot lately. Where the hell is Ben? No blogging in 2 weeks or more? Well, lots of stuff has been going on, and frankly, this is what I foresaw when I switched — permanently — from an essay style of blogging to a tumblelog style of blogging. One style takes decidedly less effort and time to maintain. I digress. Indeed, where the hell has Ben been?
Several weeks ago our church had Vacation Bible School which is another way of saying, “I put a lot of work, stress and time into an event that by definition has very little return.” I then had five days off. I say “off” when really I was in the office every day getting ready for our summer mission trip. I took the youth group to Greenville, South Carolina (beautiful city) for a nine day mission trip. We put roofs on homes, and I even remodeled a horse stable. Very tiring work. In fact, it made Vacation Bible School seem like an evening on the couch watching baseball (Cubs are still in 1st place, BTW).
After The mission trip I came back and had 5 days off. I say “off” but I was coming to the office every day preparing for being out of town for 10 days on vacation. I went on vacation, had a wonderful, picture perfect week with my family in Chicago (well, Lombard, but no one really knows where that is, so I say Chicago) and then came back home. I had 2 days off. I say “off” but really I was dog sick and couldn’t find the will to get out of my computer chair. Then, yesterday I took the youth to Six Flags Over Georgia. We had a great 13 hours together, I really love those kids. And now here I am.
So, that’s where the hell Ben has been. Any questions?
Real Life Li’l Brudder
The puppy born without front legs who uses toy wheels to get around. OMG! It’s Li’l Brudder! And here’s the link to the Strong Bad email featuring Li’l Brudder.
We Want Change (Sort Of)
It got so bad this year that I actually tried to find out something about the Democrat candidates. No, not the only ones that were going to win the thing — the ones who would actually do something different in government. Depressingly, no candidate brings much of anything other than status quo. Well, Mike Huckabee and Ron Paul would, but they have been deemed unelectable. We all want change, as long as it’s not us that gotta do the changing.
MacStansbury
10 Things to Keep in Mind When Starting Out as a Freelancer
10 Things To Keep In Mind When Starting Out As A Freelancer. Written just for me (it seems).
America Accused of Stealing Constitution From Ukraine
America is accused of stealing constitution from Ukraine. And if this were the RIAA or MPAA, America would now be sued for everything it’s worth, regardless of the truth of the accusation.




