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Music to Slaughter By

In World of Warcraft I’ve specced my Paladin from Protection to Retribution largely because the guild I’m in already has a Paladin Tank and I want a spot in Raids. I do pretty good too, passing all the other DPSers except our uber Frost Mage. So now that I’m Ret I’ve gotten a bit into PvP and I’m completely loving the damage I’m able to do to enemies as well as the support I bring to an instance or a raid.

Now in typical geek fashion I’ve gone into iTunes and constructed a play list to slaughter by. I find it entirely too entertaining to match the name of the song and the “feel” of the song with how it looks and feels to be running around killing other players. So, here’s my list.

Come Out and Play - The Offspring
Battle Flag - Lo Fidelity Allstars
Hammer to Fall - Queen
Game On - Disciple
Welcome to the Jungle - Guns n’ Roses
Dammit - Blink 182
Hey Man Nice Shot - Filter
Damn it Feels Good to be a Gangsta - Geto Boys
Through the Fire and the Flames - Dragonforce
Raw Power - Guns n’ Roses
Shoot the Runner - Kasabian (perfect for Warsong Gulch)
The Four of Us Are Dying - NIN (any 5-man instance in which the healer dies)
Warriors - Freedom Call
Set it Off - Audio Slave
Clubbed to Death - Rob D

Games

I actually got an email yesterday from Mike wondering how things were going with me since I haven’t been blogging much lately. Well, here’s your answer Mike, things are going very well.

For the past few years blogging has been a kind of game for me. A strategy game, to be exact. I loved the game (still do) but more than that I loved that the game brought social interaction into my otherwise church-entrenched life. In the game of blogging I always wanted to write interesting, well written essays, or at least link to them when they were written by others. My subscriber count and my Mint stats were how I knew whether I was winning at the game or not. You may think I’m kidding, but looking back at my years blogging that’s how I felt many times, like I was competing against other bloggers for page views.

Eventually, however, the game grew tiresome. Why? Because what I wrote about or linked to, or even the frequency at which I posted mattered little in my page views or subscriber count. For instance, we all know that last month and this month my posting has been paltry, yet my hits and readership have been utterly unaffected:

I was writing just to write, because, ya know, you gotta keep up the regular posts or else your readers will leave. And I got sick of writing just to write.

So now I write or link when I really want to. At my own pace. Blogging isn’t a game to me anymore. It’s still a passion of mine but I’m not “in it to win it.” I’m just in it ’cause it’s fun. Also, I’ve got a new game to play, World of Warcraft. But unlike blogging it’s meant to be a game and nothing more. WoW is a very fun game for me because, like blogging, I have interaction with other people.

Unfortunately many of the people I interact with in the virtual world of Azeroth are immature preteens. Still, many aren’t immature, nor preteen. I have found a guild where many members have families or are married without kids and all of them have at least graduated high school. In fact, one lady I play with has children that are in high school, she’s in her 40s. That’s pretty cool if you ask me. Another fella I met plays with his wife on a regular basis. I enjoy interacting with them because while we’re playing “the game” we’re chatting about real life things. But I digress.

My point is that I haven’t been blogging much because it’s no longer something I’m competing in, it’s just a casual, twice weekly distraction. The blogging game has been replaced by another game that’s just as fun and just as interactive for me. Now I just need to get my mom to play WoW.

The Guardian

By Joanadark

“Boy, do you see that man there? The warrior with the tabard of a white dawn upon black.”

“Yes Father, who is he?”

“There walks a good man.”

“He doesn’t have the shining magical armour of the knights from the city Father.”

“That he doesnt, but after all the wonders, evils, triumphs, and defeats I have seen in my time, one thing I have learned above all. I will tell you my lesson, and I want you to keep it your heart and remember it.”

The boy turned to his father and laid down the small wooden sword with which he had been joining the golden-armoured knights of the city in battle against goblins of his imagination.

“The bards do not record the songs of easy victories. The names of those who did what was easy do not ring through every hall and hovel. For all their magical clothing and strutting about, the shining knights you spoke of do not look so grand as the weary shield-bearer returning not from his conquests of worshiping admirers in the square before the bank, but from the desperate fight, hard won and costing dear, bowed by the humble grey steel which guards his life.

I tell you boy, and remember this well, when you face the darkness and return, your shield will be battered and rent, not gleaming and praised by fools.

Judge a man by the trials of his shield, not the empty reaping of his sword.

That man there is a man who upheld his truths against all odds. That man there was tested by standing his ground even against a swarm seeking to deny him. That man there deserves glory not for the strikes with which he slew or the deeds which he did, but for the shield with which he denied the working of ill.

We are not all strong, we men. We are not all skilled with blade or bow, not all brave or able to stand alone when all seems lost. Not all are true to friend and ally or can remain true when friends are few and assailed.

Yet, for all our weaknesses, each of us, mankind always has had one strength.
If a man can find it in himself to simply stand up and bid ‘HALT!’ to evil, others will be enboldened to stand beside him. Each time the laughing horde surges towards him and his conviction denies it, mankind is bought a chance.

When conflict rises, and all is chaos of surging voices and hateful blows and doubt and fear and lofted banners, if men can stand for what they believe in truth will always prevail. The battles that are worth fighting, and the ones on which everything depends, are those that are uncertain with all voices crying for you to flee.

Boy, when you sit and watch the people pass in the streets below, watch for men such as that one. Men who know that a shield held firm is not for the protection of himself, but for the protection of the man beside him. The glorious cannot turn the tide but for the rock of the true and steady which halts it’s advance.

Look to the shield Son, for no shield held in courage ever returned from battle undented. No man who stands for his truths will never find need to fight.

I know not where that warrior goes as he passes through our great gates, and even I could not always find the courage to stand at his side in times of darkness, but I know this; he is a good man. And a good man is more rare and more valuable than any golden hero with prancing steed and flawless shield.”

The boy looked out again across the crowd, as the warrior slowly made his way through the great oak portal of Stormwind. The light of the day was fading, and the twin gates began to serenely swing closed behind him.

The boy did not notice his father, his one remaining eye bright with memories, gazing at a torn and faded flap of cloth in a weary pile behind the door, slightly ajar, leading off the balcony back into their small home.

An old and wrinkled peice of cloth. Black, with white dawn rampant.

Where the Hell Is Ben?

That’s a question I’ve been asked, and have asked myself, a lot lately. Where the hell is Ben? No blogging in 2 weeks or more? Well, lots of stuff has been going on, and frankly, this is what I foresaw when I switched — permanently — from an essay style of blogging to a tumblelog style of blogging. One style takes decidedly less effort and time to maintain. I digress. Indeed, where the hell has Ben been?

Several weeks ago our church had Vacation Bible School which is another way of saying, “I put a lot of work, stress and time into an event that by definition has very little return.” I then had five days off. I say “off” when really I was in the office every day getting ready for our summer mission trip. I took the youth group to Greenville, South Carolina (beautiful city) for a nine day mission trip. We put roofs on homes, and I even remodeled a horse stable. Very tiring work. In fact, it made Vacation Bible School seem like an evening on the couch watching baseball (Cubs are still in 1st place, BTW).

After The mission trip I came back and had 5 days off. I say “off” but I was coming to the office every day preparing for being out of town for 10 days on vacation. I went on vacation, had a wonderful, picture perfect week with my family in Chicago (well, Lombard, but no one really knows where that is, so I say Chicago) and then came back home. I had 2 days off. I say “off” but really I was dog sick and couldn’t find the will to get out of my computer chair. Then, yesterday I took the youth to Six Flags Over Georgia. We had a great 13 hours together, I really love those kids. And now here I am.

So, that’s where the hell Ben has been. Any questions?

George Carlin on Religion

George Carlin, now deceased, was decidedly not a Christ follower. Nevertheless, in his cynicism he astutely points some of the biggest frauds of modern Christianity. Now, if you are a Christian you (especially you) need to listen carefully to what George says in this bit. These are the hurdles we must overcome, and furthermore, I suspect (from the applause of the audience and his fame) that he’s not the only one who views Religion (specifically Christianity) this way. [WARNING: R-RATED LANGUAGE]

Personally, I love how he points out how ridiculous modern-day church tithing is.

The Church Today Is Big Business

And as such should be taxed. If you don’t believe that the church in America is big business then you’re either ignorant of the inner workings of the organization or you’re not facing the facts truthfully. Church IS big business (most of the time). And virtually all small churches have aspirations of becoming big businesses. Though their profit margins are smaller, they all virtually all of them long to be profit kings. Continue Reading »

My Students Rule at Hitting Nails

Today I took some of my students on a work project for Habitat for Humanity. It’s hard work but very enjoyable because you really feel like you’re giving back to your community. Our particular supervisor today was 61 years old and has been working with Habitat since ‘87. Basically, he’s been doing this since I was 8 years old (I’m now 29). Super great guy, this supervisor is, and tiny. A little knot of a man. He’s five-foot-nothing, but can outwork most men twice his size. In that sense he is completely intimidating. But you can tell he’s got a warm heart and more than that loves working with teens which just makes him ultra-cool in my book.

We did a little of everything today. A little sheet-rock, a little trim, a little priming and a little painting. Mostly I just enjoyed watching one of the students try to hammer a nail into the ceiling. When he found it awkward to swing overhand he turned the hammer upside down, with the head of the hammer toward his elbow, and proceeded to hit the nail in. I informed him that it’s usually easier to hammer overhand and you also tend to hit the target more consistently but darn it if he didn’t hit that nail every time. What can I say? My students rule at hitting nails.

Review: Pagan Christianity

I’ve recently had the privilege to read and review the book Pagan Christianity by Frank Viola and George Barna. First, I want to thank the authors and their publishers for giving me the opportunity to read such a deeply thought provoking volume. Second, I want to tell you right up front that whether you’re a Christian or not, you owe it to yourself — and frankly, to your relationship with God — to read this book. Seriously, it’s that kind of a book. Continue Reading »

“Press It” Bookmarklet for WordPress2.5

“Epic fail” is how one man described it. As many have found, WordPress2.5 shipped (intentionally, I presume) without the “Press It” bookmarklet link available in the Write Post pane. I’ve done a considerable amount of searching to find a replacement or even a hack and only found some mediocre plugins that didn’t really do what I wanted. Basically, I just wanted the old bookmarklet of old. A good friend pointed me to this WordPress support topic and in it you’ll find two options for creating your own WordPress bookmarklet. For those not technically inclined, let me show you how to do this in Firefox. I’ve not tried this in any other browser so YMMV. Continue Reading »

Ten Movies to See Before You Die

Many of the movies in this list you’ve probably seen already, some you may have not. You need to note the one’s you’ve seen and then see them again. Then you have to add the ones you haven’t seen to your Netflix cue or just buy them outright. You won’t regret the purchases.

For those wondering, yes this is a meme and no, I don’t do memes. Here are the rules of this meme, FYI: 1. List your top ten favorite films (in no particular order). 2. If you are tagged, you have to post and tag 3-5 people. 3. Link back to the one who tagged you.

1. Dead Poets Society (1989)

This was the movie that made me fall in love with teaching. It’s also the movie which turned me on to Robin Williams. Dead Poets Society is full of tremendous actors who would go on to make other great films. Seriously, this is #1 on my list for a reason. If you haven’t seen this movie yet, you need to . . . now. I firmly believe that one teacher that is so motivated can make a lasting impact in the lives of his pupils. From the opening scene to the closing I guarantee this film will be a favorite of yours too.

2. The Matrix (1999)

A favorite of geeks everywhere, The Matrix holds profound existential truths and some bad (bad as in good) fight scenes. Regardless of whether or not you think Keanu Reeves rocks or sucks, the movie itself is phenomenal. I could go on and on that when you get in “the zone” while coding it almost does seem like you can “feel” the code but I won’t because then you’d think I was really WEIRD and you’d never come back again. But yeah, the movie is excellent and has a soundtrack to match. Make’s ya want to try and jump off walls ‘n stuff.

3. Memento (2000)

I went in to this movie never having even heard about it, let alone knowing what it was about. I won’t spoil anything for you either. If you’ve never heard of Memento don’t even Google it, trust me. Just go to the video rental place and get it. Then walk to your DVD player and put in the disk. Press play. This movie is so well done it’s almost unspeakable. And it’s got Guy Pearce, Carrie-Anne Moss and Joe Pantoliano to boot. Can’t lose with a combo like that.

If, however, you just can’t stand the unknown then go see a trailer. This one is really good.

4. The Shawshank Redemption (1994)

This is one of those “well duh” choices for a top ten list. Shawshank makes everyone’s favorite list because it’s just that good. You’ve seen this one already, I know you have. So that means you owe it to me to go watch it again. And think of good ol’ Ben.

5. Star Wars (1977)

Oh come on, just humor me. If you doubt that this could be one of my favorites then you obviously haven’t seen Star Wars in a few years. Watch it again tonight with the family (’cause I know you’ve got the collector’s edition) and tell me it’s not one of your favorites too. I dare ya.

6. The Lord Of The Rings (2001-03)

This is a film you either love or sort of don’t love so much. No one hates it, NO ONE. If you enjoy fantasy, sci-fi and stuff like I do that then this movie is so good it makes you want to go on a year-long hike into the wilderness with just a backpack, and find a butt-ugly friend along the way whose only desire is to stab you in the back or bite off your finger. Or . . . maybe that’s just me.

Regardless, the photography is stunning, the acting is wonderful and the story is epic. Watch it again. <Schwarzenegger voice>Do it now!</Schwarzenegger voice>.

7. Raiders Of The Lost Ark (1981)

When I was a kid I convinced my parents I needed a real leather whip solely because of this movie. Unfortunately when I got the whip I quickly realized two things: 1) I couldn’t wrap it around anything to swing from (such as a tree branch) and 2) the only thing I could reliably hit with the tip of the whip was the back of my own head.

This movie is awesome if for no other reason than it led a little boy in Lombard, Illinois to realize that whip-wielding was not his life’s calling. Go watch it again, you know you want to.

8. Pulp Fiction (1994)

Now, many of you may not have seen this movie, but I know you’ve heard of it. You’ve probably heard that it’s got gruesome scenes, that there’s a lot of language and overt drug use (if not drug glorification). All those things are true. Still one of the most memorable, well made, entertaining films I’ve ever watched. I’d gladly watch it again.

9. Back To The Future (1985)

Thanks to this film I’ll never be able to see a De Lorean without experiencing an almost uncontrollable desire to look for a flux capacitor between the seats. Fighting, cussing, smoking, alcohol and massive quantities of electricity make this movie worth watching again and again. The two sequels that followed pretty much suck, but the first continues to entertain.

10. The Treasure of the Sierra Madre (1948)

This was the first black and white movie I fell in love with (followed later by African Queen). It was also the first time I experienced Humphrey Bogart. Treasure of the Sierra Madre makes me want to smoke a cigarette, don’t ask why because I don’t know. Then again, it also makes me want to get a shave from a barbershop.

If you’ve never seen this film you’re missing out on a true classic. It has some of the most quotable, memorable lines in all of filmdom such as, “Badges? We ain’t got no badges. We don’t need no badges. I don’t have to show you any stinking badges.”

I’m tagging Chris Harrison, John Stansbury and Jake Bouma.

Interview With Michael Kelley

TTSOJ2 I recently had the opportunity to receive a Bible study from LifeWay titled The Tough Sayings Of Jesus II. First I’d just like to say thanks to Bill Seaver and Michael Kelley for allowing me this privilege. Second, It’s worth mentioning that this study is high quality.

Included in the leader book is a CD as well as a DVD. The CD has a half-dozen CCM songs which fit the theme of the study and also includes a bunch of extras such as, but not limited to, promotional materials (to help you promote your study) and email headers. The DVD has several short videos, one for each session. My students especially loved the vids.

As a bonus for me (and by default, for you readers too) I was asked if I’d be interested in doing a brief email interview with the author of “Tough Sayings.” I jumped at the chance to ask Michael some questions directly. I suppose I could have limited myself to asking him about things that were only directly related to this study, but I realized that it’s not every day I get to interview a guy like Michael so I took the opportunity to pick his brain about a couple of other topics as well.

I’ve reproduced the questions and answers in their entirety, completely unedited. My questions are in italic font.

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Meet My Exes

I has a pillow These are my two ex-cats. They were great until they started pooping and/or peeing and/or throwing up all over everything. My in-laws have since adopted them. I miss them sometimes. Other times I don’t.

Ninjas Killed My Family - How to Beg Properly

ninjas-family This guy has the right idea. Seriously. If you’re gonna try to convince me to give you money by feeding me some B.S. excuse for your life’s problems I’d rather the B.S. make me smile. Be creative darn it! Don’t bring me down with crap stories about how your sister-in-law’s dog needed a heart transplant so you closed out your 401K and emptied your savings and now you’re out of a job so you don’t have money for gas. If you’re going through the trouble of making stuff up, make it good.

If I saw a guy on the street with a sign that said, “Ninjas killed my family — need money for kung-fu lessons” I’d pull out my wallet without hesitation. He’s moved from the “poor beggar” arena into the “poor comedian” arena and hell, that ninja story is creative and funny stuff, he just worked for my dollar.

Elsewhere Wednesday 050708

It’s Wednesday and that means it’s time for me to take a little break from writing, and time for you to find some high quality entertainment elsewhere on the Internet.

For starters, have you ever wondered what advice a serial killer or Dick Cheney would give to a 10 year old? Wonder no more.

That’s a lot of Diet Coke.

Did you know that China makes flags that say ‘Free Tibet’? Ironic doesn’t even start to express.

Only in Saudi Arabia.

If you ever wondered whether or not Kobi Bryant can jump over a moving vehicle, here’s your answer.

I giggled like a school boy when I saw this.

I saw that the title said “What to do when Windows really messes up” and was waiting for a punch-line like “When Windows really messes up, install Ubuntu” but that joke never came :( .

I want. Just think of the possibilities . . .

After watching this video of Reggie Watts I instinctively bought some of his music from Amazon. Wow, just, wow.

If this guy were smart, he’d have written “Would we have allowed Soviet Russia to host the Olympics?” Oh . . . wait.

As if the shirt alone didn’t make you look goofy enough you had to open your mouth.

And for my next trick, I will make this rabbit disappear!

Atrocities! 22 year-old woman still not married?!

This video is a great way to sell your product. Wow.

And now, thanks to Texas, we have a benchmark for the word “stupid.”

Movie Review: Wait Until Dark

Excellent movie. Just excellent. It proves that you don’t need multi-million dollar CGI to make an audience cling to the edge of their seat. You just need a great story, great actors and a great director. If you haven’t seen Wait Until Dark I highly recommend you put it on your Netflix cue or go rent it, you won’t be disappointed.

Speaking of which, I wonder what the budget for this movie was? Couldn’t have been much. The sets were minimal and the wardrobe/makeup were minimal as well. Such a small budget and the resultant film is a classic, probably going to keep audiences on the edge of their seats for years to come. Great film.

Review: Twitter Clients for Adobe AIR on Linux

I’m addicted to Twitter. And ever since Adobe released the alpha version of AIR for Linux I’ve been eager to try some of the Twitter desktop clients because, let’s face it, gtwitter and those other Linux-only Twitter clients suck. No offense to their developers, but they lack a certain polish that AIR clients possess.

For my comparison I’ve taken four of the most popular Twitter desktop clients for AIR, installed them on Ubuntu Hardy Heron 8.04 and made some general, but revealing, observations. Below is a screen grab of the four clients side by side just so you can see what they look like (click on the image to see larger).

twitterClients

OK, on to the interesting part. Reviews will follow the order presented in the screen grab from left to right.

Spaz

IMHO Spaz is the best looking Twitter client for AIR. Then again, that’s just an opinion. It has a super useful growl-like notifier of new tweets. Works great at retrieving and sending Twitterings. Unfortunately it doesn’t remember my password, even though I save it in the preferences. Also, and this is just a minor annoyance, I select the option to “minimize to systray” but it doesn’t. It just minimized to its place on my application bar just like every other program does. Though to be fair, none of the clients reviewed actually minimized to the systray like Amarok or Banshee do.

Conclusion for Spaz: Very usable on Linux.

Snitter

On Windows or Mac I absolutely love Snitter. But on Linux it’s crap and I don’t know why. For starters, you can’t close the application by clicking the close button. Nor can you close it by right-clicking anything. Attempting to close Snitter only results in some obscure error and you end up having to force quit every time via the System Monitor. Also, when Snitter is minimized it doesn’t go to the application panel like other programs do, it disappears completely. To make matters worse it has a lot of lag when typing. It’s usually 3 or 4 letters behind my fingers which gets very annoying very quickly. Other than those three issues it works just like it should.

P.S. – lack of those growl-like notifications is a bummer.

Conclusion for Snitter: Unusable on Linux.

Tweetr

Tweetr was the only AIR Twitter client tested that didn’t restyle the window decorator (in my case, Emerald). That’s neither a positive nor a negative, just an observation. It works flawlessly. It minimizes just fine, it closes without a glitch, updates quickly and looks good doing it. And like Spaz it has that super useful growl-like notifier of new tweets. This is definitely my favorite AIR Twitter client on Linux. It was also the only client tested that succeeded at remembering my username and password. The biggest negative for Tweetr is that it has no word count, and that’s kind of important when you’re limited to 140 characters. The word count for Tweetr is found in the title bar once you start typing. I guess that means there are no obvious negatives for Tweetr.

Conclusion for Tweetr: Very usable on Linux.

Twhirl

Last on my list of AIR Twitter clients to review is Twhirl. The design looks fruity to me, but that’s just my opinion. Also, there are way too many options surrounding the input box. But again, that’s just my opinion. Functionally Twhirl does just fine as a Twitter client. It retrieves updates, it sends my Twitterings and even makes itself opaque when it’s not in focus. Unfortunately it suffers from the problem of not remembering my password even when I check the box labeled “remember password?” Lack of growl-like notifications was also a let down.

Conclusion for Twhirl: Very usable on Linux.

Conclusion

All the clients with the exception of Snitter would make fine AIR Twitter clients for Linux. The only reason I would prefer Tweetr is because it actually remembers my username and password. Then again, Spaz is really great too and it even has a word count feature which Tweetr lacks.

Love the Sinner, Look Past the Sin

I’ve heard it said that we should “Hate the sin, but love the sinner.” On paper this sounds like a great Christian principle to live by. But in real life I find it to be a difficult, if not impossible, task to accomplish. We know that God hates sin, and that we should too. I hate abortion (well, abortion as birth control anyway), I hate drug abuse, I hate murder too. Yes, so far so good. My conscience is still intact.

But when we get down to the nitty gritty of living with people I think our perspective has to change slightly. Now, don’t go misunderstanding me, we need to call sin “sin” and we need to see sin the way God does too. But I also think a lot of folks get hung up here. I know I do, at any rate. For one reason or another we can’t get past a person’s sin to see who they are (or could be) in Christ. I see a drug abuser and think how depraved they are. “Scum of the Earth” is what I feel. Yet along with hating sin the way God hates sin we also must love people the way God loves people.

This presents a problem for me, and I suspect it does for you too. I simply can’t get past other’s sin to be able to wholly love them. More than that, I don’t want to associate with them because they are “dirty” or “condemned” or “sinful.” But I think Christ gives us the prime example that those are the very people we should be mixing with.

One practical way I’ve found of accomplishing this is to change my verbiage a little and say “Love the sinner, look past the sin.” I find there are two results from this change in mindset:

1. I feel more concerned for a person’s welfare and eternal fate

All of a sudden I see them as a person in need of a Savior. No, more than that. I see them as being exactly like me. When I look past their sin and see the person underneath I’m utterly compelled to love them. Without a genuine love for people you can never be used by God.

2. My ego gets put aside and I’m a more humble person

When I get hung up on another’s sin, whether that be drug abuse, homosexuality or adultery, I almost always end up feeling somehow “better” than them. Believe me, it’s quite unintentional on my part, a result of my own sinful nature no doubt. But once I see others as being in the same sinking ship I am in, both in need of the same thing, well, all my haughtiness dissolves.

If we really want to be humble, if we really want to love people, we have got to look past their sin and love them. Remember, I never said we have to say the sin is “OK” or to love the sin, but I think it’s very possible to keep the mindset that sin is a horrible assault on God and at the same time look past it to see the fragile person underneath.

The Smallest Bones

The great failing of Christianity for the past millennium (at least) hasn’t been lack of legislating Biblical morality. We’ve had plenty of that. It would be easy to find instances in history where virtually every one of the Ten Commandments has been illegal.

Similarly, the great failing of Christianity has had nothing to do with evangelism, preaching (in its modern understanding), or “conversions.” Thanks in no small part to the revivalist movement and the Roman Catholic church we’ve had plenty of this as well.

Christians have mastered the art of beating, smashing and generally devastating anyone who lives a “sinful” life . . . whatever that is. The definition of “sinful life” changes throughout history you know. Today we see homosexuals and supporters of legalized abortion taking the brunt of the Christian beating all for “biblical” reasons, of course.

We make blanket statements, distance ourselves from them and then judge them to Hell. In the past we’ve seen the same thing happen to most minorities including, but not limited to, rock ‘n roll and mixed-race marriage. But I’m not here to talk about race and sexual orientation.

No, I’m here to point out that the great failing of Christianity for the past millennium has been the seeming inability of its adherents to use their smallest bones. As any middle grade student can tell you, some of the smallest bones in the human body are found in the feet and the inner ear. What an enormous thing it is to walk with someone and listen to them.

Hurling. Not Curling.

The night before last my family experienced our first all-nighter. And by “all-nighter” I mean, of course, that my son threw up all night long. It was extremely odd as he didn’t have a fever, 98.6F all the way. And when he first thew up it was clear, no food in his stomach. Food poisoning? I’m not sure. All I know is that when a 3 year-old child throws up it’s never a silent affair. Crying, loud crying, always ensues.

The first couple of times we were like, “Crap! What a mess! Get the Lysol!” Then I had the brilliant idea to get a small trash can for, ya know, the stuff. At first Toddler Boy was all like, “You want me to do WHAT in there?!” Then after a few puking episodes he was like, “ZOMG! Where’s the can?! It’s coming again!” Suffice it to say, he’s an old pro at hurling (not to be confused with Curling, which is a sport . . . but that would be cool too.)

How to Enable Emerald in Hardy Heron 8.04

click to view full size If you’re an Ubuntu Linux user and you’re still using that old GTK theme that came with your OS then you’re really missing out on a great visual experience: Emerald. To the right is a screen grab of my current desktop setup (click it for a full view). As you can see, gone are the choppy corners and the ho-hum colors. With Emerald you have hundreds, if not thousands, of choices for a really great looking desktop.

To install Emerald just open your Synaptic Package Manager, do a search for “emerald” and install it. You should see it appear under your system menu under System > Preferences > Emerald Theme Manager.

To use an Emerald theme on your desktop you first need to download one from Gnome Look and then install it via the Emerald Theme Manager. All that should be somewhat self-explanatory.

However, getting Emerald to work with Hardy is not self-explanatory. In Hardy the default window decorator is not Emerald, so getting it to work with 8.04 is as simple as changing the default window decorator. Here’s how you do it.

First, install Compiz Config Manager

You do this via Synaptic Package Manager. I simply did a search for “compiz config.” compiz-config

Second, go to your Compiz Settings

edit compiz settings

Third, edit your Windows Decoration setting

When looking at the Compiz Config Settings Manager you will need to scroll down a bit and find the “Window Decoration” setting. Click on the icon (as opposed to the check box) to edit its settings. In the “Command” field delete whatever is in there and put this in its place: emerald --replace

window decoration

Restart your X session by holding down Ctrl + Alt and pressing Backspace. In certain instances you may have to reboot. Everything should be working now. Enjoy a delightfully pleasant desktop experience that, in my opinion, rivals the looks of OS X.

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